IT'S BIGGER ON THE INSIDE

“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”


- the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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Anonymous asked:

Do you like cheese?

badwolfbutch:

I DO I LOVE IT WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING BUT I AM ALLERGIC TO COWS MILK SO I CANT HAVE IT AS MUCH AS I USED TO WAHHH :(

Cards Against Humanity - play with me!

Password: host

thesassycat:

*likes your post but secretly likes you*

mtvother:

The Wicked Witch of the West doing the Ice Bucket Challenge.

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

feelsmoor:

DID THIS HAPPEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME